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|Thursday, January 20th, 2011|
|Monday, March 23rd, 2009|
Wastes of Life
I was walking down Mass Ave today when some asshole gets in my way.
Him: "Hi I work for the Christian Science church.."
Me: "I'm sorry to hear that."
Him (must not have heard me): "Do you want to donate money? It's for kids with AIDS."
Me: "No, fuck those kids, and fuck you!"
He just looked at me like I destroyed his soul. It ruled. They looked homeless anyways, so I honestly didn't believe that's where that money would go. Even if they were being honest, fuck those kids.
|Thursday, November 6th, 2008|
How do you fit one million jews into a car??
two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.......
ha horrible. ha ha
|Sunday, November 2nd, 2008|
|Thursday, October 23rd, 2008|
i THINK IM GONNA PUT ON MY CHERRY LIP GLOSS AND SHOOT UP AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TOMORRO. ANYONE WANNA JOIN ME? AFTER THAT WE CAN SPIT ON SOME MEXICANS AND GIVE HAND JOBS FOR CRACK. :d
AW SHIT SON THIS COMMUNITY IS FUCKIN THE THING I BEEN LOOKIN FOR. ALL THESE OTHER LIL COMMUNITES ARE SO FUCKING LAME. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF COCK SMOKING, RIM JOB GIVING, CUM GUZZLING, DOUCHE BAG, RECTAL CLEANING, BLOODY CUNT RAGS, AND YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY FUCKING ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS TRUE, NOBODY WILL GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHEN YOU DIE SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SLIT YO WRISTS NOW. AND IF THEY DO KINDA CARE THEY WILL GET OVER IT QUICKLY CUZ IF YOU REALLY HATE YOURSELF THAT MUCH IT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE HATE YOU JUST AS MUCH SO QUIT FUCKING CRYING AND SUCKING YOUR THUMBS AND HANG YOURSELF................................................................................................................... PISS!
|Tuesday, October 21st, 2008|
DELOREANFLUX88 YOU MUTHER FUCKING FATASS SON OF A BITCH WHY DONT U GET THE FUCK OUT OF UR MOTHERS BASEMENT LOSE 30 POUNDS SO UR A LEAST NOT MORBIDLY OBEASE WIPE THE STALE CUM OFF UR MOUTH FROM SUCKING YOU DADS DICK AND TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS YOU FAGGOT ASS MOTHERFUCKING ASS HOLE
IF I EVER SEE U POST RACIST SHIT U WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH THE RESULTS YOU WHITE ASS SON OF A BITCH
FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: enraged
|Thursday, May 29th, 2008|
|Tuesday, May 27th, 2008|
|Wednesday, May 14th, 2008|
|Tuesday, March 25th, 2008|
kill the blacks
come on KKK, what is taking so long?
Just kidding, blacks.
but seriously, stop rapping. It's not music.
|Monday, March 17th, 2008|
|Sunday, December 30th, 2007|
|Saturday, December 15th, 2007|
Good Old Fashion Family Racism
Q: What's the difference between a hard working nigger and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
A: There's skid marks leading up to the dead dog.
Q: How do you starve a nigger?
A: Put his food stamps in his work boots.
|Saturday, December 1st, 2007|
Offensive or not?
Six billion people on a world that can hold a half-billion at a non-impoverished lifestyle level.
For every one position we give to some retarded idiot, we have one fewer place for a worthwhile position.
Tolerating idiots costs you the pleasure of living in a non-insane society.
KILL ALL IDIOTS NOW http://www.penttilinkola.com/
|Wednesday, October 17th, 2007|
|Saturday, September 29th, 2007|
|Wednesday, September 26th, 2007|
Grossest Story Ever
This is a story from one of my pears.
Apparently, one of his female friends went to the doctor because she had a bad pain in her throat. The doctor came in after the examination and asked her if she had any sexual partner(s) and if she performs oral sex. She told the doctor that she has a boyfriend and does perform oral sex. The doctor then asked if he was clean of STDs, and she said, "To the best of my knowledge."
The doctor then said, "Well you have a maggot burrowed into the wall of your throat," the doctor continued, "where does your boyfriend work?"
She responded, "At a morgue."
The reality quickly dawned on both of them.
|Wednesday, August 29th, 2007|
Jesus Love U 2
"Many U2 fans must have been outraged when they spotted the recent work of a Dutch sculptor named Frans Smeets. The sculpture depicts the rock icon Bono, dressed in a Nike shirt, holding out his hands in a way that reminds us of Jesus summoning his apostles. By his feet lies an African baby, staring at him with a creepy look on his face, as if he wanted to say, "why don't you save me?" Hilariously, Bono doesn't seem to be very bothered by the child, on the contrary, his face expression and body language seem to reply, "what do you want from Bono, a piece of record?"
Whether you actually go about to claim this sculpture as "art" or not, one cannot deny the striking message that Smeets is communicating with his work. Today it has become immensely popular for international icons to be engaged in politics, religion and charity. Pop princess Madonna adopts an African child and shows public interest for the Jewish faith, Al Gore becomes the new "Green saviour" to tackle global warming, Bill Gates directs Microsoft to spread Windows to the Third World, and Bono, as we all know, is renown for his fight against poverty and injustices..."