Him: "Hi I work for the Christian Science church.."
Me: "I'm sorry to hear that."
Him (must not have heard me): "Do you want to donate money? It's for kids with AIDS."
Me: "No, fuck those kids, and fuck you!"
He just looked at me like I destroyed his soul. It ruled. They looked homeless anyways, so I honestly didn't believe that's where that money would go. Even if they were being honest, fuck those kids.